Abercrombie

"'It isn't gay if there's an ulterior motive behind it.'"Private Abercrombie is a soldier assigned to the blue team outpost in Blood Gulch. He is known for doing whatever he can to avoid hard work.

Backstory
Abercrombie was born to very wealthy parents and was spoiled for the majority of his life. Once he reached the age of 26, Mr. Abercrombie noticed that his son was becoming quite an asshole and decided to enlist him in the military with the hope that his experiences will mature him. Abercrombie originally hated the idea, but has since realized the potential of his new career. He is now determined to use his skills in lying and manipulation to propel him through the ranks of blue team as a "tactician."

Lies
Abercrombie is a very skilled liar, partially owed to his alarming amount of self-confidence. He has lied about past accomplishments (to some he is an experienced mob hitman, to some he is an expert botanist, etc), about his fellow teammates (he once fed a lie to a red soldier regarding one of his peers and their authority within the blue ranks), about what he does on a regular basis (some blue soldiers believe that he regularly launches recon missions within red base), and most commonly about his real name. He has been known to use many given names, including:
 * Clayton
 * Clarence
 * Jason
 * Albert
 * William
 * David
 * Liam
 * Steve
 * James
 * Ian
 * Ewan
 * Dylan

Narcissism
Abercrombie sees himself as being incredibly attractive and nearly irresistible. Whenever his appearance is criticized, he becomes very defensive and sometimes hostile towards the critic.

Hypersexuality
Abercrombie is somewhat addicted to sex, and is known to attempt to seduce anyone, especially if a successful seduction will benefit him politically. His narcissism also makes an appearance in his sexual tendencies, in that he is apparently sexually aroused by his own appearance.

Trivia

 * Abercrombie's real first name is still not known by anyone in the canyon but himself.
 * Abercrombie has been imprisoned in Red base twice now.
 * Abercrombie is incredibly cowardly and is willing to do anything to avoid suspenseful/frightening situations.
 * While imprisoned in the Red Base cells, Aber informed Bobby that he hasn't played "Frosty the Snowman" since college.